Tired of being emotionally unstable and ridiculously hot? Let the world know you’ve accepted your fate with this loudly relatable trucker hat. Featuring the brutally honest slogan “I Wish I Had Mental Stability Instead Of These Perfect Tits,” this hat is for those who cope with chaos using sarcasm, sunshine, and a great rack. 

The mesh back keeps your head cool while your inner turmoil boils, and the adjustable snapback fits most heads - no matter how full they are with intrusive thoughts. 

Perfect for : Brunch, breakdowns, roadtrips & therapy (as long as your therapist has a sense of humor) 

Warning : May cause double takes, unsolicited compliments, and existential reflection. Wear with pride and a touch of delusion. 

Get yours now - because if we can’t be okay, we might as well be iconic and hot. 

Design is screen printed. Handmade by myself. Available in two different colors.